secret parallel

Lost!

F.Emme — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:59:29 +0000

Momzie comes to wake up PZ for Fajr. Sees her door wide open…peers in, and doesn’t see PZ anywhere in the room. Freaks out! “Where is PZ?! What happened?!” PZ hears the commotion downstairs and is dragged from her sleep, thinking, “I’m right here. :confused: Nothing happened.”

Momzie starts searching the house, checks the front door, bursts into PS’s room and is like, “There you are! Why are you here?!”

PZ: Why not? M wanted me to sleep here.

Momzie: But…uh…ok…whew!

Sense

purple snowflake — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:38:08 +0000

Professor: So if the answer doesn’t make sense, then you won’t get the bonus points.
Student: What if it makes sense to me?
Professor: Then you give yourself the points.

Jack and Jill

purple snowflake — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:35:52 +0000

Jack and jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of juice.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and the ants came tumbling after.

- The rambug

Inky Pinky Ponky

purple snowflake — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:33:41 +0000

Inky pinky ponky,
father bought a kite.
Wind blew,
Kite flew.
Inky pinky ponky.

-The king of all bugs :p

Penguins

purple snowflake — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:07:44 +0000

Bug: So there’s 17 types of penguins….*reads again* and there’s actually one called the Emperor Penguin?
Me: Yeah..
Bug: So…what are the other types? And do they all live in the Antarctic…or Arctic? *reads again* Um..Antarctic.
Me: Whaa…? Do I look like a penguin? How would I know?! I’m not even dressed in black and white…
Bug:

It’s A Bed!

purple snowflake — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:59:09 +0000

Bug: They don’t have that kind of furniture there… Like their beds are just a frame and chains…
Pink Zebra: How do they sleep?
Bug: It has chains…and on top they put a gudhra…and they sleep on top of that…
Pink Zebra: Why don’t they just sleep on the floor then?!
Bug: Because…it’s a bed!!

Earth Day

purple snowflake — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:44:07 +0000

*bug goes to sit on the bed as popsie is counting money*

Me: What are you doing?
Bug: It’s earth day. Maybe I’ll sit here and get some greens.
Popsie: *laughs* (I guess that’s a “In your dreams!” laugh )

Go to sleep

purple snowflake — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:31:40 +0000

Time: Midnight!

Me: Momzie, it’s latee, go to sleep!

Momzie: *smiles sheepishly* Yeah I am just now…*changes the topic* This is a nice kitaab!

Princess

purple snowflake — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:29:43 +0000

Bug: What’s chieftain?

Me: Not a female chief…there are no female chiefs, we’re princesses.

Bug: Yeah, yeah, if you’ll are princesses, then why doesn’t anybody want to marry you’ll?

Me: Cuz there aren’t any chiefs anymore.

Split peas, anyone?

purple snowflake — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:39:26 +0000

Dimazen: You know what we’ll do? We’ll put three peas and two radishes on each person’s plate. Oh! And a big potato. Then we’ll be like…oh wait, wait, let me bring a napkin, and get the special cloth napkins. Make it look serious!

*a little later*

Dimazen: Hey, momzie, what if they bring an extra person?
Bug: We’ll say, he can sit in the car!
Me: Or, go, oops we don’t have enough peas!
Bug: Or! Give them split peas!

Ahhhhh…:D